A Definitive Guide: Get Straight A's Without Breaking a Sweat

Let me preface this by saying,potential perks. The first perk is time. You have
I am not writing this post to encourage laziness orno required class time that you have to attend on
cheating, but because I know what it is like to bea daily basis. If you think about how long it takes
in a class that you have absolutely ZERO interestto attend an actual class, you are saving A LOT
in, but still have to take to satisfy requirementsof time.
to graduate. If you are looking for ways to cheatThe second perk can either be a pro or a con
you won't find any here.depending on the type of student you are. That
1. Take classes online whenever possibleperk is taking exams online. This depends on what
2. Participatetype of test taker you are. Personally, I think it
3. Go into office hoursdepends on the material too. I would not
4. If you have a group project, assume therecommend taking an online class in a subject that
leadership roleyou are week in unless there are Tailor Made
5. Sit in the front, not the backTutors available.
6. Study for your exams in class – net timeOffice hours are like extra credit participation
If you have read my other posts you wouldpoints
know that I am vehemently opposed to the wayIf you have the time, this is the most effortless
our education system is set up. Not only are weway to increase your chances of earning a higher
teaching the wrong material, but we are teachinggrade. Tim Ferris wrote about this in the 4-Hour
it in a way that is outdated. Be on the lookout forWorkweek. The idea is to go into office hours as
my manuscript on the state of our educationmuch as possible. Stay obnoxiously long, until the
system.teacher gets tired of you. Then go to the next
So what makes me the expert?scheduled office hours and do the same thing. Be
That's a good question. I am currently finishing uprelentless. This works particularly well with courses
my sixth year of undergraduate work at thewhere the grade is more subjective than
University  of Wisconsin – Whitewater. I amobjective (i.e. public speaking as opposed to
a general management major. The reason it isbusiness stats).
taking me so long to graduate is not because IYour teacher will witness your determination for
am a horrible student that keeps failing classes. Ifsuccess firsthand on a daily basis. If this doesn't
that were the case I wouldn't be writing an articleseparate you from the pack, I don't know what
with "highest grade" in the title. No no, it's becausewill. Who knows, you might learn a thing or two
Whitewater is my 3rd different college andwhile you're in there.
management is my second different major.Group Projects: Lead and Delegate
Different schools require different classes. TheAssuming the leadership role in the group will allow
same goes for majors. Long story short, I spentyou to delegate. What do I mean by this? Let's
two years taking classes that I didn't need tosay your group has five people including you.
take. Hence the six years it is taking me toBecoming the leader in the group will accomplish
graduate.two important keys for success. First, when
What kind of student am I?group evaluations are taken at the end of the
My GPA is 3.4. Last semester (fall 2009) Isemester, everyone will give you high ratings and
participated in four different student organizationsgenerous comments. Second, by delegating you
and completed an internship that took up 20can transfer most of the actual work load to
hours a week while I was enrolled in 19 credits.other members in the group. If you are doing this
Participateright, the only actual work you should have to do
Show up to class and show up often. Evenother than planning and delegating would be to
though your "participation" grade only accounts forformat and put the right pieces of the project in
five or ten percent of your total grade, it willplace.
factor in a lot more than you think. Consider this:Sit in the front, not the back
There are two boys in class, Herald and Hank.This could just as easily be tied into the
Herald appears to be a model student. He showsparticipation section, but I wanted to single this
up to class everyday, raises his hand, andout because it takes absolutely ZERO effort to
participates in class discussions often. And thenaccomplish.
there's Hank. Hank shows up to class about 80Show up and study to batch your time
percent of the time and when he does, he onlyThis tactic applies mostly to those huge lectures
participates when the teacher calls on him. If afterwhere the only thing that matters for your grade
finals the teacher tallies up all the points earnedat the end is the cold, hard accumulation of points
throughout the semester and finds that the twovia tests and quizzes. Don't go to these lectures
students are in a dead heat, do you think theand text message or surf Facebook like most
teacher will give them the same grade?students do, study for your exam. Because the
My guess is no. Teachers are good at taking thelecture has 100 + students, I know it is painfully
entire body of work put forth by studentsboring. This takes some discipline, but wouldn't you
throughout the course of the semester. Betterrather get the studying out of the way leading up
than we give them credit for.to your tests and quizzes instead of cramming
Take classes online whenever possiblefor them all weekend and missing out on all the
When you take a class online you get twowacky weekend stuff? I know I would.