The Great American Hole Gets Deeper by the Day

More cold hard facts as to just how deep in debtand not taxpayers should foot this bill. As I said: It
we REALLY are.is refreshing to hear a Washington cog insist that
I promise to stop soon. I really do.the industry she watchdogs pay its own way.
It brings me very little pleasure to upset you thisHowever, she may very well be destroying that
way on such a constant basis. In fact, I lookindustry as we know it.
forward to the day when this column is full ofAnother Massive Hole
nothing but hot stock tips. But I'd rather bring aNow let us turn our attention away from
steady diet of hard cold facts, than any sort ofWashington and toward Chicago, where, I am
hollow sugary confection. In the end, it's healthiertold, the local transit authority has a small problem
for all of us to face up to the problems at handwith its pension fund. Actually, it's a $1.5 billion
now, before they grow even larger.problem. That's how big their shortfall was... in
And so with that in mind, I have an update on the2007, when the market was sailing. As things
bank situation and a heads up on another brewingstood, this 62% funding gap left the CTA unable
crisis along the same lines. On Monday, I showedto pay retirees as soon as 2013.
you the growing gap between the Federal DepositNot to worry, CTA officials thought. We'll just do
Insurance Corporation's growing responsibilities andwhat everyone else is doing, and borrow to fill the
the funds it has set aside to cope with same.hole. This is an "awkward" solution in the best of
Washington Concedes the Growing Gaptimes. If nothing else, the recent crash has been
Well, I've got good news and bad news on thisan object lesson as to where excess leverage
front. FDIC Chairman Sheila Bair has officiallycan leave a person, fund, state or even country.
conceded both the size of this gap and its trulyUnfortunately, this harsh reality intruded most
awful potentialities.rudely into Chicagoland's little fantasy world. Since
In a letter to all insured banks, she warns thatthe beginning of 2008, the CTA has been paying
"rapidly deteriorating economic conditions" willout more to bondholders than they are earning on
cause the wave of bank failures to continue wellthe borrowed funds, further exacerbating the
into 2010. She also warns that the DepositAuthority's funding gap. In the end, the bill for this
Insurance Fund (DIY) - our only bulwark againstdebacle will most likely end up on the taxpayer's
the complete destruction of any personal bankedtab as well.
funds - is at risk of insolvency before the end ofNow normally I wouldn't bother you about such a
2009.paltry local issue. After all, what's a billion or two
I suppose it is bracing to hear a Washingtonbetween friends? But this particular crisis is not
bureaucrat be so forthright as to the sword ofmerely local. Indeed, when I dug into things a bit, I
Damocles that hangs over her charges.discovered that numerous state pension funds
Unfortunately the cure she is recommending mayaround the country are coming up short in a
be worse than the disease.similar fashion.
The Fatal CureYou Expected to Make What? Are You Joking?
Bair proposes to hit every bank in her portfolioYou're Not Joking? Oh MY God!
with a round of "substantial assessments." In pointThe idea is that bond funds are to be borrowed
of fact, this program has already begun underat, say 2%, and then invested so as to earn, say,
cover of darkness. Last week, the FDIC imposed8% to 10%. The income produced is used to
a series of "program fees," including a "one-timeboth service the debt and fund operating costs,
emergency fee," in an effort to staunch the DIY'scapital projects and pensions.
bleed-out.I'm serious here: The Teacher Retirement
The problem is, these increased assessmentsSystem of Texas - the seventh largest pension
may preserve the soundness of large banks, butfund in the country - expects to make 8% off its
they sound the death knell for otherwise solventendowment. In reality, it has been making 2.6%
smaller banks who are hanging on by theirfor over a decade. The largest public pension fund
fingernails. These guys have done their best toin the country, the California Public Employees
play by the rules, but they just don't have theRetirement System, has built in 7.75%-8% into its
clout in Washington that the big houses can bringprojections...and has not done better than 3.32%
to bear.in recent memory. Except for 2008, when it lost
Independent Community Bankers of America27%.
President Camden Fine says that these fees couldBrace yourself now: tot up the estimated
wipe out 50% to 100% of his clientele's 2009shortfalls for funds across the country, and you
earnings. In an interview with Bloomberg's Alisonhave yet another trillion dollar hole that
Vekshin, he reported receiving thousands ofWashington will be forced to fill. And by
e-mails and phone messages from angry bankers"Washington," I of course mean you, me, and
worried that Washington was sacrificing them onmost all our anticipated descendants.
the altar of expediency.To paraphrase that cute little Chihuahua from the
Despite all this blowback, Chairman Bair refuses toold Taco Bell ad: "I think we are going to need a
tap the FDIC's $30 billion line of credit at thebigger shovel.
Treasury Department, insisting instead that banks